Seven Deadly Sins

Lust, Laziness, Greed, Gluttony, Wrath, Envy, Pride.

What GOP candidate has all the qualities that represent the Seven Deadly Sins? I'll let you guess.

It is the candidate who lusted unto adultery more times than he will admit. Having an affair when his wife had cancer and calling her on the phone to tell her he is getting a divorce is so low.

It is the candidate who is so lazy he wouldn't make an effort to be a stand up guy when he was speaker of the house, resulting in Congressional ethics violations. He also takes credit for actions by others because he was a no good congressman. For example, he keeps saying he and President Reagan created (blah blah) number of jobs (which were really created by the retail boom of the 80s and the paradigmatic shift of women going to the workforce, having a huge economic impact. And, he takes credit for the jobs Bill Clinton created which were the dot com boom, that later became the dot bomb. (Does he take credit for the post Y2K recession?

It is the candidate who shows his greed by taking money from an organization (Freddie and Fanny) that takes money from tax payers for doing nothing more than giving them advice. And, it is ok for him to make millions of dollars but none of the other candidates can make money without his criticism.

It is the candidate who represents gluttony just by looking at him. (ew, gross!)

It is the candidate who shows his wrath when his negative characteristics are exposed.

It is the candidate who wears his envious heart on his sleeve whenever he is not the most powerful personality in the room.

It is the candidate who has so much vanity - he could beat up Donald Trump in an ego match.

Who is this candidate? Well, it is not Mitt, Ron, Rick or Rick. Since John and Michelle have dropped out, that leaves only one option. If you still can't guess, I will give you a hint - his initials are Newt Gingrich.